Newspaper Headlines in a Small Town

Newspaper Headline:

Annual Miskrat Dinner Planned by Fire Co.

Yes, that says MUSKRAT.  Get you're tickets NOW.

This is a Muskrat

The menu includes fried muskrat, pepper cabbage, potato salad, string beans, homemade cake, rolls and butter and coffee.  The muskrats will be fresh caught in the local meadows by the same families that have trapped the meadows for generations.  They are planning three seatings and it will be a sold out event.

Small town living at its best.